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How to Potty Train your child

1/29/2015

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Child
: mommy why is it raining today but yesterday it wasn't?
Mom: well honey God is potty trained and he knows when he has to go to the bathroom it makes rain which children love to play in. But not all children like the rain so he has to he has to hold it in sometimes.
Child: Why does he only go #2 during the winter?
Mom: ?
Child: Snow must be God's poop
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