Out of Samsara
  • Home
  • About/ contact page
  • Poetry
  • Blog
  • PayPal.com
  • Home
  • About/ contact page
  • Poetry
  • Blog
  • PayPal.com
Fine Art
​by Giselle Alwin Bethke

How to Potty Train your child

1/29/2015

0 Comments

 

Your daily Giselle is a weirdo




Child
: mommy why is it raining today but yesterday it wasn't?
Mom: well honey God is potty trained and he knows when he has to go to the bathroom it makes rain which children love to play in. But not all children like the rain so he has to he has to hold it in sometimes.
Child: Why does he only go #2 during the winter?
Mom: ?
Child: Snow must be God's poop
0 Comments

MAggots attack!!!!   (your daily "Giselle is a weirdo"

11/9/2014

0 Comments

 
Picture

















G: "om my god, oh my god there are like 1,000 maggots in the garbage can. sick gross gross gross

sir henress: AH they are crawling up your leg

G: (She shakes like the offspring of a tornado and a hurricane, showing her privates because unfortunately she looks up to Paris Hilton and thinks its cool not to wear underwear) 

sir henress: that didn't work, get them off you or they'll turn you into a maggot

G: what are you on? (continuing to shake)

Sir henress: The magic book of nonsense says that maggots have special powers to turn you into a maggot if they have the devil genome

G: "&*&^*" will I still have a brain? will I be me in a maggots body? or no longer me?  Will I at-least have super powers like the maggots who are apparently devilish? What the *^&$ do you possess to make me even believe for a second in this mumbo jumbo mind crack?

Sir henress: G your a fu@!#$%^ maggot I can't hear you 

0 Comments

    Archives

    March 2021
    February 2021
    January 2021
    December 2020
    September 2020
    April 2020
    February 2020
    January 2020
    May 2018
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2016
    January 2016
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014

    Author

    I love to dance, my true self naked to anyone whose watching. -G

    Categories

    All
    Bizzaroworld With Toots And Duprey
    Hidden Message
    Question And Answer
    Quote Of The Day
    Random Inspiration
    Short Stories
    Your Daily Giselle Is A Weirdo

    RSS Feed

Proudly powered by Weebly
  • Home
  • About/ contact page
  • Poetry
  • Blog
  • PayPal.com