Your daily Giselle is a weirdo
Child: mommy why is it raining today but yesterday it wasn't?
Mom: well honey God is potty trained and he knows when he has to go to the bathroom it makes rain which children love to play in. But not all children like the rain so he has to he has to hold it in sometimes.
Child: Why does he only go #2 during the winter?
Child: Snow must be God's poop
G: "om my god, oh my god there are like 1,000 maggots in the garbage can. sick gross gross gross
sir henress: AH they are crawling up your leg
G: (She shakes like the offspring of a tornado and a hurricane, showing her privates because unfortunately she looks up to Paris Hilton and thinks its cool not to wear underwear)
sir henress: that didn't work, get them off you or they'll turn you into a maggot
G: what are you on? (continuing to shake)
Sir henress: The magic book of nonsense says that maggots have special powers to turn you into a maggot if they have the devil genome
G: "&*&^*" will I still have a brain? will I be me in a maggots body? or no longer me? Will I at-least have super powers like the maggots who are apparently devilish? What the *^&$ do you possess to make me even believe for a second in this mumbo jumbo mind crack?
Sir henress: G your a fu@!#$%^ maggot I can't hear you