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G: "om my god, oh my god there are like 1,000 maggots in the garbage can. sick gross gross gross
sir henress: AH they are crawling up your leg
G: (She shakes like the offspring of a tornado and a hurricane, showing her privates because unfortunately she looks up to Paris Hilton and thinks its cool not to wear underwear)
sir henress: that didn't work, get them off you or they'll turn you into a maggot
G: what are you on? (continuing to shake)
Sir henress: The magic book of nonsense says that maggots have special powers to turn you into a maggot if they have the devil genome
G: "&*&^*" will I still have a brain? will I be me in a maggots body? or no longer me? Will I at-least have super powers like the maggots who are apparently devilish? What the *^&$ do you possess to make me even believe for a second in this mumbo jumbo mind crack?
Sir henress: G your a fu@!#$%^ maggot I can't hear you