Welcome to the weird and wonderful, confusing, sad, empty, full, blizzard of ______.
I still remember the list of ridiculous things I said I had to do before the plan ended. I'm pretty sure I was just being silly and making things up, I was not serious. but I think you thought I was serious.
1.) grow my hair long (rapunzel)....check
2.) quit smoking.....check
3.) quit drugs....check
I forget the rest